But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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