do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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