office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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