I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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