The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Can you bring me the toilet please
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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