Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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