The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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