if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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