We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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