Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Just high enough for therapy.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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