A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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