Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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