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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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