is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
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