Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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