ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My dick has a subreddit
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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