So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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