Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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