So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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