that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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