She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Can you bring me the toilet please
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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