Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
