I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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