i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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