I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
