Duck Duck Cougar?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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