Define "chronic" masturbator.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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