i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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