I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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