evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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