She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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