So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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