she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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