no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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