Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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