It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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