My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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