I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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