Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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