Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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