im holly from the hills drunk
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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