But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
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