didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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