there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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