I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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