It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I enjoy the company of your penis
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