Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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