Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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