Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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