Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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