Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize