No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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