I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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